WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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