I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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