I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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