I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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