No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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