Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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