and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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