the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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