Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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