so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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