I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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