David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just had sex bonerless
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.