wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just cropdusted the office
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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