i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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