Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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