HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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