we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE