he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
don't judge my taste in strippers
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted