Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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