But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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