tell your sister to shave her snatch
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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