Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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