Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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