well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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