I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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