I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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