i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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