'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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