i just wanna soil my oats bro
Where did you get a picture of my penis
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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