If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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