I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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