Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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