I didn't shave. On purpose
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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