I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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