I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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