So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If that was your dad, he is hot
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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