awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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