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I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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