do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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