ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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