We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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