so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
