i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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