he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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