I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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