who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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