Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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