You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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