please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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