ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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