I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i think i have two assholes
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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