Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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