I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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