her vagine was all disorganized.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?