I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
40s are totally the cure
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i think i just lost a toe
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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