sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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